AND the WIENERS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan4th]

FANFARE! DRUMROLL! CYMBAL CRASH!

The results are IN, Ladies and Gents, for the First Annual
Flight Sim LIMBO COMPETITION!

"How LOW can you GO?????????"

First Up: Nicest Cessna in the Foreground minus its Cowl!

And the Winner IS!!!!!!!!!!

WEDGIE in his 3rd attempt on Dec. 11th! Congrats to the Wedgemeister!

And Now: Slowest Pass and Most Shameless Self-Promotion!

No surprise here, it's SARACENMAN! Take a BOW, SM! (...there, that's enough, please...)

A NEW category next, folks, Most Sinister Pass -- and a Dark one it was, too....

RLN! YES! And done while wearing designer shades, too, I'm told!

And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, Maestro? If you Please?

(suspense-enhancing music with tympani under........)

YOUR 2009 Lowest of the Low IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEVIEBOY! on Second December in his Second Attempt! Just LOOK at those
Picnickers Scatter! OOOOPS! There goes the Lemonade!

(thunderous applause, Stevieboy leaps to the podium, trips on the lip of the
stage and collides with the nubile, bikini-clad lass holding the trophy...)

Smarmy MC: Well, Stevieboy? Tell us all just how you're feeling Right NOW!!!!!!!!

...................................................(over to you, SB...)

[Tom.com]

Welldone SB

[RLN]

Congrats SB. What did you win?

[Saracenman]

well we have the winners for the attempt with the nicest pilot haircut, but who's was the most authentic then D4th?

the original pictures are there as a guide

sm

[Dan4th]

Saracenman:

Most Authentic. Hmmph! MOST AUTHENTIC?

Hey, you won something didn't you? ALL entrants
were weiners here.....

As Judge, Jury, Executioner of this comp I had
Absolute POWER to render my verdict.

And you know what they say about what absolute
power does, don't you? (extended maniacal cackle...)

ME? I'm waitin' for Stevie! Here Stevie! C'mon Stevie!

Hmmm. Guess he's still off somewhere with that nubile lass.....

Dan4th

[Saracenman]

well i have to admit Danf that it was some of the most diplomatic adjudication I've ever witnessed

watch and learn folks - the deft manœuvrings of a Murkin Statesman!

sm

[Wedgy]

As Judge, Jury, Executioner of this comp I had
Absolute POWER to render my verdict.

I didn't learn from history did I? Giving absolute power to a Murkin is dangerous

Only jesting my friend It was the perfect call for our first comp

[Stevieboy]

Saracenman:

Most Authentic. Hmmph! MOST AUTHENTIC?

Hey, you won something didn't you? ALL entrants
were weiners here.....

As Judge, Jury, Executioner of this comp I had
Absolute POWER to render my verdict.

And you know what they say about what absolute
power does, don't you? (extended maniacal cackle...)

ME? I'm waitin' for Stevie! Here Stevie! C'mon Stevie!

Hmmm. Guess he's still off somewhere with that nubile lass.....

Dan4th

Here I am Mr W. Just got home from my weekend away with the nubile lass (well that's what the BOSS told me to call her anyway - wife's birthday weekend away trip really).

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and brag about how great my efforts have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda numb.




PS Isn't a weiner a small sausage?

[Saracenman]

oi - Winslet - shut yer gob!

[RLN]

Saracenman:

Most Authentic. Hmmph! MOST AUTHENTIC?

Hey, you won something didn't you? ALL entrants
were weiners here.....

As Judge, Jury, Executioner of this comp I had
Absolute POWER to render my verdict.

And you know what they say about what absolute
power does, don't you? (extended maniacal cackle...)

ME? I'm waitin' for Stevie! Here Stevie! C'mon Stevie!

Hmmm. Guess he's still off somewhere with that nubile lass.....

Dan4th

Here I am Mr W. Just got home from my weekend away with the nubile lass (well that's what the BOSS told me to call her anyway - wife's birthday weekend away trip really).

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and brag about how great my efforts have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda numb.




PS Isn't a weiner a small sausage?

I believe it means something rude in the USA, too. I'm sure Dan4th will elaborate.

[Dan4th]

Weiner:

(also "Weenie")

Hot Dog, Frankfurter, Tube Steak, Frank, etc.

Also, a person inclined to foolish behavior as in:

"What a Weiner!" (mild reference to male anatomy...)

Lastly: A Dachshund, as in "Weiner Dog".

CONGRATS STEVIE! You're the TOP DOG! (...of the moment...)

Dan4th

[RLN]

Weiner:

(also "Weenie")

Hot Dog, Frankfurter, Tube Steak, Frank, etc.

Also, a person inclined to foolish behavior as in:

"What a Weiner!" (mild reference to male anatomy...)

Lastly: A Dachshund, as in "Weiner Dog".

CONGRATS STEVIE! You're the TOP DOG! (...of the moment...)

Dan4th

That's the one

[Dan4th]

RLN:

It should also be noted that everyone on this forum
is, by default, a "Member".

We're all Weiners by virtue of our "Membership"!

Dan4th

[RLN]