I got friendly with several lads off the base and did eventually buddy up with a couple of blokes who worked on 'The Box' as they called it - the Seaking simulator. I finally managed to worm my way on to the base and get 90 minutes on the box at 7.00 am one day in a 'maintenance' mode - i.e. 'we need to test it '
The only trouble is that you need an officer to sit in the other seat and they aint cheap - so it all took a bit of arranging - but I did actually get there.
I can fly model helicopters so I understood collective and cyclic pitch control and what does what to where - but when you are sitting in a vibrating and very noisy (& smelly - yes the smells are real too
) cockpit its very different. The video all around you is unreal - very convincing - but back then just a little angular at times - but you don't really notice that with everything else you have to do
I won 't bore you with the entire experience except to say that at the end of 90 minutes I was sweating buckets and my heart was thumping like a steam hammer - to all intents and purposes it's REAL
We did hovering practice - tried out the Krypton Factor landing on the back of the fleet auxiliary Argus (remember that
) - landing on an oil rig in the North Sea - landing at Los Angeles International at night... flying down the running rabbit lights behind Jumbos - engine off auto rotates (those are VERY hairy in an 11 ton helicopter
- simulated engine fire (the cockpit fills with lots of real smelly smoke) - rescue at sea with a winch - flying down a welsh valley, only to see a Nimrod flying straight at me up the same valley......take emergency avoiding action & change underpants (the Navy wallas idea of a joke) .... all very exciting
If ever you get the chance to have a go on a simulator just go for it - its incredible








